Janey and Katy Cee – Russian vs. American

So, Miss Voronov. Miss Martinez. How nice to see that both superpowers are so interested in our little project. I’m truly flattered that both the C.I.A. and the K.G.B. saw fit to pay us a visit. So fortunate that we have moles in both your organizations, no?
Are you working together? Or were you each sent here independently to spy on us? Not answering? I’m not surprised. Those gags do make it rather hard to carry on an urbane conversation, do they not? Have no fear, I’m sure you will be ready to sing like canaries in due course. But first- I must make my broadcast to the world leaders! I’m sure you won’t get up to any mischief while I’m away, now will you?